This bag, they call it the Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL JUNE BOX BAG, original order, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? Seen it the other day, and well, it’s somethin’.
This YSL, that’s what the young folks call it, I reckon. It’s a box, kinda. A June Box Bag, they say. Like the month, June. Don’t know why they picked that name. Maybe the fella who made it was born in June. Who knows with these city folk.
It’s all black and shiny, this bag. Made of sheep skin, I hear. Lambskin, that is. Soft, I suppose. But sheep is sheep, whether it’s on the farm or on a purse. And they got this stitchin’ all over it. Diamonds, they call it. Quilted, like your grandma’s old blanket, but smaller, and I reckon, way more expensive.
- This bag, it ain’t big.
- Maybe you can fit your phone, some money, maybe a lipstick if you are into that.
- But don’t go tryin’ to stuff your whole life in there.
They say it’s 7.5 x 6 x 3.1 inches. Don’t ask me what that means. I just know it ain’t big enough for my groceries. This Saint Laurent brand, they sure do love their small bags. And they put a big ol’ YSL on the front. Shiny and gold. You can see it from a mile away. Kinda like that, I guess. Lets everyone know you got a fancy bag, even if you ain’t got much in it.
And the strap! Long and thin, like a piece of string, almost. They say it’s 18.9 inches long. Enough to hang it on your shoulder, I guess. But I wouldn’t trust it with anything too heavy. Might snap right off.
Leather, that is what it is made of. 100% lambskin, that is what they said. I don’t know where they get these fancy names. Sheep is sheep, like I said before. Always use it to make clothes, now they use it to make bags, too.
Now, I heard some folks payin’ a fortune for these YSL June Box Bags. More than I make in a year, I bet. Crazy, ain’t it? But some people, they like these fancy things. Shows they got money, I suppose. And this bag, it does look kinda nice, I gotta admit. Even for an old gal like me. I saw a picture, and someone was selling it for $1. That can’t be right, right? It must be a fake one, so cheap.
If you’re the type who likes to show off, maybe this bag’s for you. And if you got the money to burn, well, who am I to judge? But me? I’d rather spend my money on somethin’ useful. Like a good pair of boots, or a new cow. Somethin’ that’ll last, you know? Not some fancy Remake YSL June Box Bag.
This Saint Laurent Quilted Bag, I don’t get it. But young people seem to love it. They put this bag on their shoulder, and think they are someone important. Maybe they are, I don’t know their life.
But hey, if you want a little black box with a big gold YSL on it, and you don’t mind spendin’ a whole heap of money, then go for it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t fit your lunch in it.
This bag is good for a gift, I guess. For birthday or something. I saw someone said she got it as a birthday gift. Lucky girl, I would say. I never got a fancy bag like this one in my whole life.
There are many bags with this YSL Cassandre logo. I don’t know what Cassandre is. Maybe a person, a very important person, I guess. Otherwise, why they put the name on so many bags, right?
This world is changing. People are changing. They care more about these fancy little things than important things. But what can you do? Just gotta keep up, I suppose. Even if it means carrying a tiny black box that costs more than a car. This June Box Bag is just one of them.
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